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Jokes and Games

Welcome to the Jokes and Games page you will find some very funny jokes and very fun Games!!

Have Fun!

 

If I had 10 apples in my right hand and 9 in my left what would I have? 

HUGE HANDS!!

 

What do you call a freindly school?

A HI SCHOOL!!

 

Teacher: you missed school yesterday, didn't you? 

Student: NOT VERY MUCH!!

 

Teacher: I hope you paid a little attention, David. 

David: IM PAYING AS LITTLE ATTENTION AS I CAN!!

 

Why was the teacher crossed eyed? 

BECAUSE SHE COULD'NT CONTROL HER PUPILS!!

 

Teacher: Where's your textbook?

Student: At home

Teacher: What's it doing there?

Student: HAVING A BETTER DAY THAN I AM!!

 

Teacher: Please name 2 pronouns.

Student: Who me?

Teacher: Correct.

 

Why did the one hand man cross the road? 

TO GET TO THE SECOND HAND SHOP!!

 

Friday 6th October 2017

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?

 Spring!

 

"Paulie,come,wake up,you have to go to school."

" Aw Mom,just a bit more sleep,please"

"No,it's really time,now get up."

"But I don't want to.The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!"

"Stop it,now.Get up and off to school with you!"

"Mom,give me two good reasons why I should go to school!"

"Paulie,first of all ,you are 45,and second, you are the headmaster".

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