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Well I'm glad you're on the jokes and games.WARNING:These jokes might be too funny for you and you could fall of your chair!So why don't you go ahead and read them they're free and good if you're not feeling great.Hope you laugh!





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George had 1000 football cards in 2016 and 2000 in 2017.How many does he have altogether?

Answer:3000 cards 


Finn had 3000 gold coins on FIFA 17 and Asher had 2990 gold coins.How much are there altogether?



Why does Santa go down the chimley? Because it soots him!

Where does Santa go when hes sick?   The elf-center!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?  They always drop their needles!

What do you get if you cross a snowman whith a vampire? Frostbite!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum,you just can't beat it!

Whats green, covered in tinsel and goes wribet wribet? Mistle-toad!

why did the burglar have a bath?   He wanted to have a CLEAN getaway!

How did the sea say goodbye? It WAVED! 

 How do you get Pikachu on the bus?       You poke-him-on!!!

Lazy rule:If something isn't on the front page of Google it isn't true.

spot the difference you find it tell Jakey Y.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😀😄😄😄😄😄😄

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

how did the gorrila get through the door? He used a mon-key!                                                                                             



 What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?



what is easy to get into and hard to get out of?

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